From time to time Adrienne Woodyard, tax lawyer at Davis LLP, aggregates the funniest tweets she has come across and posts them on her Facebook page. They make me laugh out loud every time, so I have asked her if I can reproduce them here from time to time, too.
Here are a few of the gems she recently came across:
Calm down, every single person running at 6:30am.
— Maembo Momblepotts (@maebemarbles) February 7, 2013
If you think the world is getting more unsafe, violent and unpredictable, the 13th century would like a word with you.
— Lloyd Rang (@lloydrang) May 15, 2013
I’d like to meet those almond milk farmers. Shake their teeny hands.
— Maembo Momblepotts (@maebemarbles) July 8, 2013
If two people are arguing and one person says, “You know what…” that argument is about to get awesome.
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) June 25, 2011
Okay, that’s close enough, Tiny Dancer.
— The Guy (@theguydf) November 11, 2012
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